okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday
a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these
and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground
turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass
omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts
This will literally make your day
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
i just need money so
im just broke sorry lol
I’m just reblogging cos this shit is cool??
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
phil lester just makes me really really happy
dan howell just makes me really really happy
but nothing makes me happier than when phil lester and dan howell are being happy together
I think my Sim is desperate for a promotion.
I bet when Phil has a daughter, he’ll call her his “little lion”
"Aww, you fell off your bike? It’s okay, little lion, every lioness falls sometimes."
"It’s okay that you didn’t win the spelling bee, little lion, you’re still the brightest star here."
"Not everyone is that great at math, little lion. I wasn’t, but I can still help you."
THIS IS SO CUTE I’M GONNA CRY
Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then
but it gets better
boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead
dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough
every breath you take
i’ll be watching you