ah man, urban dictionary never lets anyone down.
IM SXREAMIN G
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
"hey since you’re here can you come help me with this"
"i’ll give you money if you do"
SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty
SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!!
I like this.
If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.
If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.
DON’T YOU SEE? THEY COULD’VE EASILY CUT THAT BIT OUT. BUT INSTEAD THEY’RE COMMENTING ON IT, AND JOKING ABOUT IT, AND ENJOYING IT.
GUYS, THEY TRUST US COMPLETELY NOW! I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER OF US ASGASDJFHALDFHJADF
send this to your crush with no context